Patrick Killpatrick StrongStories from the Shitter: WinCo Bullet Train and the Golf PimpI don’t like public restrooms. This goes all the way back to my childhood. The preschool I attended had no privacy walls in the bathroom…5 min read·Jul 27, 2023----
Patrick Killpatrick StrongGo Swiftly — Part One of Wuhan SoloThere was a gleam in his eyes, halfway between a thousand-yard stare and hitting the red carpet for his paparazzi close-up. He was wearing…5 min read·Jul 5, 2022--1--1
Patrick Killpatrick Strong“Healthy” Mexican Food: Spanish Rice RecipeMy friend posted up pics of a lovely meal of Mexican food, and anyone can see that her abuela taught that woman to cook. She even inherited…3 min read·May 21, 2022----
Patrick Killpatrick StrongBut I’m Portuguese/Ahn’s Korean BBQ (An Excerpt from “Wuhan Solo”)But I’m Portuguese7 min read·Sep 8, 2021----
Patrick Killpatrick StrongPride Cometh Before the FallImagine you’re all ‘roided out and pumped up to do battle, and when it comes down to it, your actual ideological nemesis (the libtard) is…1 min read·Aug 14, 2021----
Patrick Killpatrick StrongMarketing Makes Slaves of Us AllI’m growing to hate Jill Scott and Nationwide Insurance. I have the cheap version of the streaming services, so I have to get hit with…1 min read·Aug 14, 2021----
Patrick Killpatrick StrongThe Kitchen Diaries — Motel 6 Evacuation Scenario/Test RunMe: (Pointing at the woman in the car) She’s a screamer, and we’re here to fuck. And by screamer I mean “SWAT team, hostage negotiator…1 min read·Aug 14, 2021----
Patrick Killpatrick StrongSuck It White Boy!I may be reading this wrong, as I’m only catching bits of it as I pass by to take the dogs out to pee, make coffee, and breakfast, but the…1 min read·Aug 14, 2021----
Patrick Killpatrick StrongMacro-AggressionsWhile taking a dump today, I thought about someone I haven’t thought about in years, Andrew “Dice” Clay. You can’t understand the 1980s…2 min read·Aug 14, 2021----
Patrick Killpatrick StrongHow Dreams are MadeDream One: Dad somehow kept buying items from “How It’s Made,” some of them quite large and industrial: a full order of 20 foot iron sewer…2 min read·Aug 14, 2021----