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Jul 5, 2022

Go Swiftly — Part One of Wuhan Solo

There was a gleam in his eyes, halfway between a thousand-yard stare and hitting the red carpet for his paparazzi close-up. He was wearing his shiniest dress shirt, a royal blue, wide collar number he had purchased back in the 70s heydays of disco. He liked it so much, he…

Dementia

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Go Swiftly — Part One of Wuhan Solo
Go Swiftly — Part One of Wuhan Solo
Dementia

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May 21, 2022

“Healthy” Mexican Food: Spanish Rice Recipe

My friend posted up pics of a lovely meal of Mexican food, and anyone can see that her abuela taught that woman to cook. She even inherited her abuela’s gear, and her kitchen and methods are totally old school with a big mortar and pestle (Molcajete y Tejolote), ancient pots…

Mexican Food

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“Healthy” Mexican Food: Spanish Rice Recipe
“Healthy” Mexican Food: Spanish Rice Recipe
Mexican Food

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Sep 8, 2021

But I’m Portuguese/Ahn’s Korean BBQ (An Excerpt from “Wuhan Solo”)

But I’m Portuguese To use the common parlance, Bert and Earnie were beat the fuck up. They were sitting at Brews and Cues, a known Raider Nation sports bar/pool hall, with Donald and several other of their Raider Nation friends and family. One side of the joint was a converted…

Fiction

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But I’m Portuguese/Ahn’s Korean BBQ (An Excerpt from “Wuhan Solo”)
But I’m Portuguese/Ahn’s Korean BBQ (An Excerpt from “Wuhan Solo”)
Fiction

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Aug 14, 2021

Pride Cometh Before the Fall

Imagine you’re all ‘roided out and pumped up to do battle, and when it comes down to it, your actual ideological nemesis (the libtard) is some nice, old hippy lady at the local gay owned coffee house who really wants you to have single payer health care, better/less expensive education…

Proud Boys

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Pride Cometh Before the Fall
Pride Cometh Before the Fall
Proud Boys

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Aug 14, 2021

Marketing Makes Slaves of Us All

I’m growing to hate Jill Scott and Nationwide Insurance. I have the cheap version of the streaming services, so I have to get hit with commercials every 10 minutes, and it seems that every time I have to listen to what is the biggest disjointed ad copy of a song…

Jill Scott

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Marketing Makes Slaves of Us All
Marketing Makes Slaves of Us All
Jill Scott

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Aug 14, 2021

The Kitchen Diaries — Motel 6 Evacuation Scenario/Test Run

Me: (Pointing at the woman in the car) She’s a screamer, and we’re here to fuck. And by screamer I mean “SWAT team, hostage negotiator screamer.” Motel 6 Dude: First floor, end of the hall and no guests for four rooms down until 6 PM. Me: (Taking the key and…

Moms

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The Kitchen Diaries — Motel 6 Evacuation Scenario/Test Run
The Kitchen Diaries — Motel 6 Evacuation Scenario/Test Run
Moms

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Aug 14, 2021

Suck It White Boy!

I may be reading this wrong, as I’m only catching bits of it as I pass by to take the dogs out to pee, make coffee, and breakfast, but the plot to this Hallmark Channel movie my mom is watching seems to be “What will the rich white school’s basketball…

Hallmark Channel

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Suck It White Boy!
Suck It White Boy!
Hallmark Channel

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Aug 14, 2021

Macro-Aggressions

While taking a dump today, I thought about someone I haven’t thought about in years, Andrew “Dice” Clay. You can’t understand the 1980s unless you understand “The Dice Man.” Described as “Fonzie with Tourette’s,” at the height of his career, this comedian packed venues like Madison Square Garden for multiple…

Andrew Dice Clay

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Macro-Aggressions
Macro-Aggressions
Andrew Dice Clay

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Aug 14, 2021

How Dreams are Made

Dream One: Dad somehow kept buying items from “How It’s Made,” some of them quite large and industrial: a full order of 20 foot iron sewer pipes sitting in our long driveway, a pill dispenser built for a full service pharmacy, a jet turbofan engine for a Harrier Jump Jet…

Dads

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How Dreams are Made
How Dreams are Made
Dads

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Aug 14, 2021

The Kitchen Diaries — Boomer Money for Nothing

Me: (holding a piece of mail): What’s the (NAME REDACTED) Company? Mom: (playfully scratching the dogs): Oh, it was a stupid little fund they used to take from my paycheck and put away. Me: You mean a 401K? Mom: No. We already cashed that out once the market came back…

Moms

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The Kitchen Diaries — Boomer Money for Nothing
The Kitchen Diaries — Boomer Money for Nothing
Moms

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