Stories from the Shitter: WinCo Bullet Train and the Golf PimpI don’t like public restrooms. This goes all the way back to my childhood. The preschool I attended had no privacy walls in the bathroom…Jul 27, 2023Jul 27, 2023
Go Swiftly — Part One of Wuhan SoloThere was a gleam in his eyes, halfway between a thousand-yard stare and hitting the red carpet for his paparazzi close-up. He was wearing…Jul 5, 20221Jul 5, 20221
“Healthy” Mexican Food: Spanish Rice RecipeMy friend posted up pics of a lovely meal of Mexican food, and anyone can see that her abuela taught that woman to cook. She even inherited…May 21, 2022May 21, 2022
But I’m Portuguese/Ahn’s Korean BBQ (An Excerpt from “Wuhan Solo”)But I’m PortugueseSep 8, 2021Sep 8, 2021
Pride Cometh Before the FallImagine you’re all ‘roided out and pumped up to do battle, and when it comes down to it, your actual ideological nemesis (the libtard) is…Aug 14, 2021Aug 14, 2021
Marketing Makes Slaves of Us AllI’m growing to hate Jill Scott and Nationwide Insurance. I have the cheap version of the streaming services, so I have to get hit with…Aug 14, 2021Aug 14, 2021
The Kitchen Diaries — Motel 6 Evacuation Scenario/Test RunMe: (Pointing at the woman in the car) She’s a screamer, and we’re here to fuck. And by screamer I mean “SWAT team, hostage negotiator…Aug 14, 2021Aug 14, 2021
Suck It White Boy!I may be reading this wrong, as I’m only catching bits of it as I pass by to take the dogs out to pee, make coffee, and breakfast, but the…Aug 14, 2021Aug 14, 2021
Macro-AggressionsWhile taking a dump today, I thought about someone I haven’t thought about in years, Andrew “Dice” Clay. You can’t understand the 1980s…Aug 14, 2021Aug 14, 2021
